Cookouts and Pumpkin Mans


TODAY WAS THE BIG DAY. Everybody in town was excited for the 13th annual cookout and pumpkin man festival. Everyone in the city comes out every year with their largest locally grown pumpkins and you can't forget about the best carved pumpkin contest. Jose was still sick from the other night from going to strip club and getting alcohol poisoning , but decided some fresh air and laughter would be nice. He walked outside to let his dog out in the yard. Whew chili out let me go grab a coat he said. He grabbed a old dusty coat from way back in the closet. Alright boy lets go for a walk. They unlocked his jaguar to ride to the festival when all of sudden ....... BOOM ! His car exploded . " What the hell was that " he was thinking as he heard screaming and a ring inside his head. His dog ran over scared and crying to his face and tried to help him up. He stayed on the ground unable to get his vision right. The firetruck came in and put the blaze out of the car. The explosion must have been heard from a mile away. Everybody in maple wood crest ran over to see what the commotion was.

                                                            Home is where the heart is


      After the tattooJose Guapo went back to his condo in mapplewood and decided to clean up. First he went outside on the porch to straighten all the plants he had out there and give them some sunlight and water.  Next he went back inside and got the vacuum from the hallway closet and vacuumed the italian made zebra print sofa. After that he put it back then started sweeping in the kitchen and washed the dirty dishes and put them in the dishwasher. Next he polished the marble cut island he hand in the middle of kitchen. He took a break after that he knew if he kept cleaning like this he should have at least all 6 rooms done by today and he could work on the basement some other time. Right when he sat down his dog Rocko came in the bed and layer with him for a while. He licked his face to show a sign of hunger but Jose just needed five more minutes of rest. *Woof* the dog woke him up with two massive barks. Im up Im up he said as he wiped his face off with his hand. He got the Husky food out the cabinet. "Woof Woof " the dog jumped on him exiciditly almost making him spill the food. "Where ya bowl at" he asked like the dog would really give him a legit answer. "Ughh" he grunted as he found it and poured the wet dog food into it. Whew ! Well Time to make this money as he packed up all his clothes and mask and left his condo. "Be good boy" he said to his dog as he left for the evening  

         


                                                               PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA 




               Today Jose Guapo woke up with a strange feeling. The feeling of excitement , the feeling of danger , the feeling of a thrill. He thought to himself what is to do in this small town? Jose Guapo lived in the condo not far from the strip club with a nice overview of all the little shops and places of maplewood. There it is ! A tattoo ! The idea hit him like 5 tones of bricks. He put on some joggers and plain white tee to make sure no ink gets on his nice clothes. He drove down to the shop and on the way thought about what he was getting. He walked in the shop "Hey man how you doing my name is Ace what can I help you with?" Ace stated. " Ummmm yeah I would like to get a name on my arm" Jose replied. Okay and which part of the arm would you like it on? Ace asked. "On my wrist  right below the palm." Jose said. "Okay Cool lets get to work" Ace stated happily. A few hours passed and the tattoo was finished. "Hey man it looks great " Jose said. " No problem come back more often and ill hook up with some amazing ink" Ace said. " Sounds like a plan" Jose said as he dapped him up and walked out the door. He was feeling kinda hungry so he went to the diner and ordered a hungry man breakfast. "Dang haven't had a good meal like that since I been at home" Jose said. "You know I think I just might take a road trip" He said as he walked off into the sunset

                                                                DARK AND STORMY NIGHT 

It was a dark stormy night when Jose just got off from work. BOOM ! he heard a loud smash of glass outside and thought it was just a usual car jacking. He turned on the tv and went fast asleep that night.   When he woke up he rubbed his eyes and walked to the bathroom to clean himself up. Before he brushed his teeth though he went to the kitchen for some orange juice. he opened his $2000 fridge and saw he had no OJ. Dang it he said loudly as he slammed the fridge loudly.  He put on a robe and his balanciagos and walked down to the local cvs. He walked up to the store and see glass everywhere , the doors broken down , and police cars surrounding the building. What happened here Jose asked ? . " isn't it obvious a robbery boy" the police said under his breath. At this point he was starving for something to eat so he walked back to his house and got dressed to go out. He walked out and it was raining so he decided to drive his red ferrari spider to bishop wings and get a haircut while he was over there. So he drove over there and it was heavy traffic but while he was walking he saw a homeless man and was feeling generous that day so he parked it and gave the man 1k straight bills. After that he just felt blessed the whole day. Somehow his order got mixed up at the wings place and got another meal for free. At the barbershop his barber let him get his haircut for free. He drove home and took off clothes and got ready for his graveyard shift at work. The End.

              Jose Guapo: Le Beginning

It was about  7:20 when I woke up. My throat was still dry so I walked to the kitchen to get a glass of water. I looked outside my condo window while I took a sip.  Just as I looked outside I seen a total blackout.  “Hey Damnitt whats wrong with the stupid power” I heard a man yell from above me. “Wow” I thought to myself “ This is dumb “. I got back in bed and tried to turn on tv but then I remembered ….. So I grabbed my phone cut on some music and went right back to sleep.