PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA 




               Today Jose Guapo woke up with a strange feeling. The feeling of excitement , the feeling of danger , the feeling of a thrill. He thought to himself what is to do in this small town? Jose Guapo lived in the condo not far from the strip club with a nice overview of all the little shops and places of maplewood. There it is ! A tattoo ! The idea hit him like 5 tones of bricks. He put on some joggers and plain white tee to make sure no ink gets on his nice clothes. He drove down to the shop and on the way thought about what he was getting. He walked in the shop "Hey man how you doing my name is Ace what can I help you with?" Ace stated. " Ummmm yeah I would like to get a name on my arm" Jose replied. Okay and which part of the arm would you like it on? Ace asked. "On my wrist  right below the palm." Jose said. "Okay Cool lets get to work" Ace stated happily. A few hours passed and the tattoo was finished. "Hey man it looks great " Jose said. " No problem come back more often and ill hook up with some amazing ink" Ace said. " Sounds like a plan" Jose said as he dapped him up and walked out the door. He was feeling kinda hungry so he went to the diner and ordered a hungry man breakfast. "Dang haven't had a good meal like that since I been at home" Jose said. "You know I think I just might take a road trip" He said as he walked off into the sunset

                                                                DARK AND STORMY NIGHT 

It was a dark stormy night when Jose just got off from work. BOOM ! he heard a loud smash of glass outside and thought it was just a usual car jacking. He turned on the tv and went fast asleep that night.   When he woke up he rubbed his eyes and walked to the bathroom to clean himself up. Before he brushed his teeth though he went to the kitchen for some orange juice. he opened his $2000 fridge and saw he had no OJ. Dang it he said loudly as he slammed the fridge loudly.  He put on a robe and his balanciagos and walked down to the local cvs. He walked up to the store and see glass everywhere , the doors broken down , and police cars surrounding the building. What happened here Jose asked ? . " isn't it obvious a robbery boy" the police said under his breath. At this point he was starving for something to eat so he walked back to his house and got dressed to go out. He walked out and it was raining so he decided to drive his red ferrari spider to bishop wings and get a haircut while he was over there. So he drove over there and it was heavy traffic but while he was walking he saw a homeless man and was feeling generous that day so he parked it and gave the man 1k straight bills. After that he just felt blessed the whole day. Somehow his order got mixed up at the wings place and got another meal for free. At the barbershop his barber let him get his haircut for free. He drove home and took off clothes and got ready for his graveyard shift at work. The End.

              Jose Guapo: Le Beginning

It was about  7:20 when I woke up. My throat was still dry so I walked to the kitchen to get a glass of water. I looked outside my condo window while I took a sip.  Just as I looked outside I seen a total blackout.  “Hey Damnitt whats wrong with the stupid power” I heard a man yell from above me. “Wow” I thought to myself “ This is dumb “. I got back in bed and tried to turn on tv but then I remembered ….. So I grabbed my phone cut on some music and went right back to sleep.