Cookouts and Pumpkin Mans


TODAY WAS THE BIG DAY. Everybody in town was excited for the 13th annual cookout and pumpkin man festival. Everyone in the city comes out every year with their largest locally grown pumpkins and you can't forget about the best carved pumpkin contest. Jose was still sick from the other night from going to strip club and getting alcohol poisoning , but decided some fresh air and laughter would be nice. He walked outside to let his dog out in the yard. Whew chili out let me go grab a coat he said. He grabbed a old dusty coat from way back in the closet. Alright boy lets go for a walk. They unlocked his jaguar to ride to the festival when all of sudden ....... BOOM ! His car exploded . " What the hell was that " he was thinking as he heard screaming and a ring inside his head. His dog ran over scared and crying to his face and tried to help him up. He stayed on the ground unable to get his vision right. The firetruck came in and put the blaze out of the car. The explosion must have been heard from a mile away. Everybody in maple wood crest ran over to see what the commotion was.

                                                            Home is where the heart is


      After the tattooJose Guapo went back to his condo in mapplewood and decided to clean up. First he went outside on the porch to straighten all the plants he had out there and give them some sunlight and water.  Next he went back inside and got the vacuum from the hallway closet and vacuumed the italian made zebra print sofa. After that he put it back then started sweeping in the kitchen and washed the dirty dishes and put them in the dishwasher. Next he polished the marble cut island he hand in the middle of kitchen. He took a break after that he knew if he kept cleaning like this he should have at least all 6 rooms done by today and he could work on the basement some other time. Right when he sat down his dog Rocko came in the bed and layer with him for a while. He licked his face to show a sign of hunger but Jose just needed five more minutes of rest. *Woof* the dog woke him up with two massive barks. Im up Im up he said as he wiped his face off with his hand. He got the Husky food out the cabinet. "Woof Woof " the dog jumped on him exiciditly almost making him spill the food. "Where ya bowl at" he asked like the dog would really give him a legit answer. "Ughh" he grunted as he found it and poured the wet dog food into it. Whew ! Well Time to make this money as he packed up all his clothes and mask and left his condo. "Be good boy" he said to his dog as he left for the evening